WHAT A BULGING SACK

So I presume everyone's pretty much suicidal about how much they've eaten over the past few days? Get over it - tell Coleen Nolan. This is no place for self loathing. I for one, have been edging closer and closer to my Grey Garden's future, and the worrying thing is, not too sure I'm as bothered as I used to be. I love scarves me.

Anyway, you may recall a little shout out to Santa on my behalf, (pretty easy seeing as it's pretty much right below this post) and well, I have to tell you - he listened. VERY WELL.

May I introduce to you, Viv:

and her mates Mawi 1 and Mawi 2:

Followed by rediscovered old Dolce & Gabbana bag (sadly sans accompanying pink timberlands):

and for shits and gigs the living room, where the magic happened:

And for even more of a laugh, here's Tosca looking so cute I could wear her round my neck and call myself Jeremy Scott:

 

CHRISTMAS EVE EVE

My festive buzz has kind've gone. Not gone gone - just having a little rest I hope? I think it's been all the last minute frantic shopping. In short, I have melted my debit card and my will to live. On the up side, the burgeoning sales provided me with the perfect selfish opportunity to do a Carrie Bradshaw and buy myself a present. I'm wrapping it and everything.

Carvela, Surprise Ankle Boots; Were £150, Now £29, Kurt Geiger

 At 80% off it would have been rude not to surely?

In other news, here's what I've been doing at Motilo recently:

Blue Valentine: Michelle Williams

Virginie Mouzat NEKKED

Paul Smith's mystery gifts

Sky Ferreira: the next big thing

Florence & the thousand machines

Elle Fanning: the new Chloe Sevigny

I'll do one of those posts with all my presents after the day itself, after all everyone loves a smug bastard showing off what they've got. Cough, cough. In the meantime, I did me some Acne Atacoma nails. Lorra love.

It's all about a silver tip.

Chanel Blue Satin instead of black - just to mix it up yeh?

PULLING AT MY PURSE STRINGS

These babies make me swoon - however after purchasing I wouldn't have anything to put in them apart from a load of cut up credit cards. Father Christmas do you hear me?

VICTORIA LOUISE GEANEY FOR ASOS

Big up the UCA Massif as design graduate, Victoria Louise Geaney, wins ASOS 'Cape' competition. The 23 year old has managed to transform the often, pretty dull, shirt dress with this lovely voluminous creation. Having graduated from Epsom myself, it's good to see fellow alumni doing bloody well. I personally love this, but then again give me a bit of drape and I'm more or less sold. Teamed with the so-amazing-right-now rust colour and panelled detail and I wish I had a spare £150 hidden in a sock drawer somewhere. I wonder if she does 'I didn't really know you but we were kind of classmates' rates?

MAWI ME PWEASE

Anything by Mawi would make my Christmas MERRY.

MEG RYAN : FRENCH KISS

What better way to wear diamonds than with a slubby white tee and chinos?

I know this is hardly a groundbreaking ensemble - pretty much all items bar the bling have been gathering dust in Dalston for quite some time now - however, no one pulls it off like Meg. Pre trout pout of course, such a shame. Ah well, she seems fine now, but maybe if she slouched back into some of this gear and left the power suits and straighteners alone she and Parkie could be bezzies..? Who can say, but one thing's for sure - don't give the girl any cheese.