VICTORIA LOUISE GEANEY FOR ASOS

Big up the UCA Massif as design graduate, Victoria Louise Geaney, wins ASOS 'Cape' competition. The 23 year old has managed to transform the often, pretty dull, shirt dress with this lovely voluminous creation. Having graduated from Epsom myself, it's good to see fellow alumni doing bloody well. I personally love this, but then again give me a bit of drape and I'm more or less sold. Teamed with the so-amazing-right-now rust colour and panelled detail and I wish I had a spare £150 hidden in a sock drawer somewhere. I wonder if she does 'I didn't really know you but we were kind of classmates' rates?

OOOH YOU SO BAD

I just practically robbed this French Connection dress from ASOS, getting it for £16 as opposed to £65. With it's loose, lightweight cut, neo-tribal print and military-esque green; how could I resist?

SOMETHING FOR THE FELLAS

Summer Woolly Hats

These days festival season seems to roll round in less time than it takes to polish off a KFC bargain bucket, and finding some head gear to cover a greasy barnet without looking like Robbie Williams in the fat sportswear days is a pretty hard task.

Of course you could always go for the safe straw porkpie, but realistically, in a field full of them you’re not exactly making it easier for your mates to find you when you wander off in search of the nearest cider tent. A little summer woolly job on the other hand not only gives the impression that you look like you know what’s going on in fashion, making you as irresistible to fit girls as a massive chocolate handbag, it also gives a little ‘pep’ to the scruffiest of t-shirts and shorts – and when your mates are wearing them next year, you can have all the satisfaction and man-points going.

Grey Beanie £6 at: