IF MONEY WERE NO OBJECT

I'd be all over this, like flies on you know what.

Perfect, don't you think, for one of these:

With this man:

Beaded Silk-Chiffon Kaftan, £1,265 by Issa at Net-A-Porter.

I WISH I COULD LOOK LIKE...

... Julie Hefstrom on the cover of the second Vogue Turkey. Alas, my cheeks are too pink to be red on the head.

Shit rhyming aside, pretty sweet cover non?